屌丝大学生陈远狂舔女神林书彤三年却被对方一脚踹了，悲痛之下意外激活了舔狗金系统，内存九千万亿舔狗金，用途仅限舔女人，花的越多返现越多，同时还能获得各种属性加成化身小超人。名为舔狗金系统但我真的要做舔狗吗？只要我舔的够多我就是海王，只要我用钱证明足够爱就能把女神砸成我的舔狗！此时，大彻大悟的陈远开启了自己的神豪人生。 Loser college student Chen Yuan has been simping over the school's Goddess, Lin Shu Dan, for three years, only to be brutally dumped by her. Amidst his heartbreak, he accidentally activates the Tian Gou (Chinese Netizen Slang: Simp) System, loaded with 9 Quadrillion Tian Gou Coins, which can only be used on women. The more coins he spends, the more cash he earns. At the same time, he gains special abilities that turn him into a superhuman. It's called the Tian Gou System, but do I really have to be a simp? As long as I simp enough, I’ll become a Hai Wang (Chinese Netizen Slang: Someone who gains everyone's admiration and love). And if I spend enough money to prove my love, I can even turn the Goddess into my simp! With this realization, Chen Yuan embarks on a glorious journey.